8 Silly Halloween Jokes For The Whole Family
Happy Halloween! Enjoy these eight silly halloween-inspired jokes fit for the whole family.
How do ghosts get to the second floor?
- They take the scares! [Tweet this!] What do ghosts put on their cereal?
- Boo-berries! [Tweet this!] Where do mummies go for a swim?
- The Dead Sea! [Tweet this!] Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
- He didn’t have the guts to do it! [Tweet this!] What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
- Wrap! [Tweet this!] What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
- Spare ribs! [Tweet this!] Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
- No-body! [Tweet this!] What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
- Hide and shriek! [Tweet this!] We hope your family gets a good laugh (and maybe even a few shrieks!) out of these silly, spooky halloween jokes.
Remember to be safe when out and about trick-or-treating on Halloween night. From all of us at Sobieski Services, Happy Halloween!!!
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